Min: What is your full name? "Ahhh... I don't know..." (Dixon Merrill Pitcher Junior)
How long have we been married? 8 years
What's your dream job? "Besides something in music... if I were independently wealthy, I would work a new job every month so I could learn... I would work on a cruise ship for a month, work at Lagoon for a month, and then move on..."
Min: "What would be your ideal in music?"
Mer: "Probably produce indie bands... or promoter, that would be kinda cool."
What's your dream car? "I've never thought about that... well, let me think about somethin'... that's gay... some muscle car. You know me.. I don't give two poops about cars..." (He didn't say poops though...)
What's your claim to fame? "I am a Pitcher... People always ask: "Pitcher's Sports?... Dixon/Lynn Pitcher...""
What do you like to do? "What I did yesterday... hang out with Lynn."
Min: "Does that mean Lynn is your favorite?"
Mer: "Ah-HaHaHa... (snooty french snorty laugh)... No, because I love Ash... oh, and Peyton too... I forget that she is here... 'Dear Peyton, your first three months of existence, I thought you were a house cat...'"
What's your biggest fear? "(Repeats the question... twirls a purse... thinking...) Twirls a purse!!!! (he's reading...) Now my biggest fear is that someone will think I am a pussy, or a homo... take it off... Okay... unwed pregnant daughters... (laughs)... No anything happening to my family."
What animal describes you? "(laughing and shaking head...) This is almost as bad as your "Alter Ego" book... a hyena... There you go!"
If you could live in any era which one would it be? "70's"
Mer: "Psychedelic... beatniks and so forth... but if I could go knowing what I know now, I'd pick the 50's. I'd be such a rebel... I'd freak-out the normals. But I'd have to be able to take my music with me."
What's a goal for 2008? Min: "Not having sex all year?"
Mer: "HaHa... Making it through..."
Min: "Are you contemplating suicide or something?"
Mer: "No, but it didn't start off good... weather, economy... just kind of bleak."
What your guiltiest pleasure? "I don't feel guilty about much..." (smirk...)
What do you love about me? "Well, the one thing that caught me about you, was your bubbly personality..."
Min: "Your torture is over!"
I challenge everyone to interview their hubby... and post it, un-censored...