10 things this girl does that makes me laugh:
10- She sticks her tongue through her gap.
9- She wrote her name, on her seatbelt, in green crayon.
8- She sticks her gum on her nightstand when she goes to bed at night, and puts it there again before she leaves for school.
7- She told me yesterday, mid-conversation about her day at school, that her teacher called her “a freakin’ genius”.
6- She usually comes busting through the front door after school, shedding layers as fast as she can while doing the “potty dance”.
5- When she reads her homework to us, she gives us all the alternates for words, such as: live or live, wind or wind, read or read.
4- She packs her “high heels” to change into when she gets to school.
3- The first thing she asks when she is home from school (after the much needed bathroom trip, of course..) is if she can watch more “Anne of Green Gables”.
2- She wrote her name in red crayon on the front porch, right in front of the door mat, so her friends would know that she lives here.
1- The number one thing that she did that had me absolutely rolling yesterday was something she said in a conversation with Ashley:
“Hey Ash. You wanna do me a flavor?”
That had me laughing because she used flavor, just a little slang she picked up from her parents.)
“Do you wanna be my slave today?”
I was rolling at this point, and they both turned to look at me, confused. Ashley quickly responded with way too much enthusiasm:
Oh how we love her!